Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:07

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I actually pay taxes
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
What will the legacy of Jimmy Carter be in light of his death today at 100?
I don’t buy bullshit
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
What is better? Tik Tok or YouTube?
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
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I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
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I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
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EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
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I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
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I have complete contempt for fakery
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I can count
Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?
I have complete contempt for traitorism
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I see through liars
I have a reading level above third grade
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I can read
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I don’t cotton to rapists
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I understand how hurricane paths work
I know who the president of Turkey really is